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I roasted zucchini tonight with garlic salt and rosemary and and and it turned out amaaaazing! :3

metamorphosisofmeg:

If the thing you’re most proud of today is getting out of bed and making yourself breakfast then the thing I’m most proud of today is you.

ohgally:

because-cats-thats-why:

homosexual-tendancies:

midnightcthulhu:

bangjensen:

stilenski:

2-sly4-u:

westdick:

people just don’t like Texas

Texans don’t like Texas man

first off Californians are a whole different type of rude so I would have to say California is the rudest state

new yorkers are really nice and everyone else is just judgmental and mean

*silent californian weeping*

I, as a new yorker myself, second that comment

I don’t know about Louisiana being the drunken state man…. Have you ever been to Wisconsin..

theperksofbeingdornish:

ohanameansfamily24:

-behindbars:

the-grand-highboob:

thusmylife:

b1ush:

condescendingchristian:



oh my god

As a person from California, this is 100% accurate

As a person from Michigan, this is 100% accurate

As a person from England I was so confused because I forgot you use the Fahrenheit system 

50 degrees in England 
100 degrees in England

 

I don’t know why I found the skeletons so funny, it’s almost like they’re dancing really sarcastically?

theperksofbeingdornish:

ohanameansfamily24:

-behindbars:

the-grand-highboob:

thusmylife:

b1ush:

condescendingchristian:

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oh my god

As a person from California, this is 100% accurate

As a person from Michigan, this is 100% accurate

As a person from England I was so confused because I forgot you use the Fahrenheit system 

50 degrees in England 

100 degrees in England


 

I don’t know why I found the skeletons so funny, it’s almost like they’re dancing really sarcastically?

We’ll dress up like ninjas… and we’ll go over there… and STEAL THEIR AIR CONDITIONING. They won’t expect it from the gringos.
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eirstegalkin:

in a healthy, close relationship of any kind, when something upsets you, you need to bring it up. as soon as possible, even. cultivate an environment in which you both can talk about things that upset you, with the utmost attention to everyone’s feelings. it’s a really simple thing to do but it’s a thing i’ve been working on for a while and i’m getting actual nice things happening as a result

laurenflick replied to your post “trisarahtopsasaurus replied to your post “Personal rambling, feels…”

You have no idea how great of a city Austin is so don’t even. Yes, it’s hotter than Satan’s ballsack 90% of the year BUT STILL.

You’re right, you’re right, I shouldn’t be so judgmental about Texas =P I can’t handle the heat here, though! I thought, like- oh it won’t be bad…the lack of humidity will make it easier to tolerate~

Ahahaha…no. xD

lizziegoneastray replied to your post “Personal rambling, feels about the job market”

It’s okay to change your priorities, even if one of your upper priorities becomes something as commonly demonized as money. Only people who already have money think it doesn’t matter.

You can say that again! I don’t want money to be a priority, though- I mean, it is for now, because I am currently unemployed ahaha. xD; But I don’t want money to determine my life for me. Money is definitely playing a part in this, though, because it’s kind of like- well, serving *does* pay significantly more than basic social work jobs, but on the other hand, if I “tough it out” for 3+ years and get a private practice, I’d make more than a server and it would be in my field, but that also has its own stressors. 

I just want to figure out what I want? I guess? But it’s hard because of the job market and money and all that, you know?

trisarahtopsasaurus replied to your post “Personal rambling, feels about the job market”

So, have you been living in my brain? Minus a few details, this is pretty much the same thoughts I’ve been having, and will be having a lot more of over the next few months.
We will both make it through this though, I think it’s just a disillusionment stage where we want to do and be everything, and have an idea of what we want to do, but there just doesn’t seem to be that opportunity coming up right now.

Although it sucks that we have these feels, I’m glad to know that you (and others) can relate. Yeah- that does make sense. Maybe we both have to just- power through this or something. Thank you for the response~ <3

laurenflick replied to your post “Personal rambling, feels about the job market”

If you’re up to it, I am so down to opening up a food truck with you. Austin is Mecca of food trucks, it’s fab. WE CAN SELL CUPCAKES N STUFF THAT’RE NAMED AFTER PUNS AND PSYCHOLOGISTS AND USE ALLITERATION <3

But then I’d have to live in Texas. =P Yes- ALL THE PUNS~