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❝I don’t believe in guilty pleasures. If you fucking like something, like it. That’s what’s wrong with our generation: that residual punk rock guilt, like, “You’re not supposed to like that. That’s not fucking cool.” Don’t fucking think it’s not cool to like Britney Spears’ “Toxic.” It is cool to like Britney Spears’ “Toxic”! Why the fuck not? Fuck you! That’s who I am, goddamn it! That whole guilty pleasure thing is full of fucking shit.
Dave Grohl (via sweetcheeksaremadeofthese)
But your best friend is still your best friend. Even from half a world away. Distance can’t sever that connection. Best friends are the kind of people who can survive anything. And when best friends see each other again, after being separated by half a world and more miles than you think you can bear, you pick up right where you left off. After all, that’s what best friends do.
(via scumburg)

Now I have to remember to actually get to the post office sometime soon. Ahahaha~

southpawscopic:

REJECT PLUSHIE FOLLOWER GIVE-AWAY~ <3

Hiiii, my precious followers! :3 I’m trying to clean some things out in my apartment and I found a few reject plushies. Why are they rejects? Well. I think the pictures are “enough said.” But these are plushies that either have what I consider a few mistakes here and there or that are waaaaay too creepy/disturbing to sell. I don’t want to just throw them out, though, you know? So I thought maybe some people might be interested, especially if I gave them to you for free, yeah? And I might have some more plushies to give out eventually, if you miss this contest, so no worries~

RULES:

  1. You must have already been following me. No new followers, okay? I’m not doing this to get new followers, I’m doing this to reward my fantastically awesome and loyal followers! <3
  2. Please list your top three choices for which plushie you’d like, in a reply to this post. And then let me know if it would be okay to send you a random one, if like- you get chosen and it’s not in your top three. Or you could just “like” the post and then I’ll message you if you win. So yeah, if you feel like just “liking” the post for now, that’s fine too. I’m pretty much cool with anything.
  3. This plushie give-away contest is going to end around next Sunday, I suppose. So that’s April 13th. Maybe I’ll give a few extra days, though, who knows. I’ll select people at random with a generator thingie.

I guess I’ll describe the plushies as: (1) Batman, (2) Gay Snowman, (3) Santapants Bunny (Santapants optional), (4) Creepy Bear, (5) I Am Supposed to Be a Cat, (6) Something Went Tragically Wrong with Piglet, and (7) Meta-Cat.

These are so, soooo not appropriate for young children. Or pets. Also I have a cat in my home, so maybe don’t do this whole contest thing if you’re allergic to cats.

BUT YES, GOOD LUCK EVERYONE~ <3

Remember this giveaway? Because I almost forgot about it. xD

Anyway, I shall be contacting the winners! If you don’t get a message from me within the next 24 hours, then something went wrong and you should let me know because how else are you gonna get an awesomely creepy if slightly disturbing hand-made plushie?

WINNERS: specifice, pastellieria, cobrastarboats, hannahwillkickyoudownthestairs, @breathethedownbow (I don’t know why it’s not tagging you), url-already-taken, @anandamideismystateofbliss (it’s not tagging you either whaaat)

Thank you for the help studying, cat.

Thank you for the help studying, cat.

WHEN IT’S 10 MINUTES BEFORE CLOSE, MY TABLES ARE CLEAN, AND MY SIDEWORK IS DONE

iamaserver:

AND I’M JUST LIKE:

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AND THEN A TABLE WALKS IN:

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CUSTOMERS OBSESSION WITH SITTING IN A BOOTH

crayoladinosaurs:

luanlegacy:

magicbuffet:

eatimitationcrab:

Scientists Discover One Of The Greatest Contributing Factors To Happiness — You’ll Thank Me Later

I seriously teared up and then sat for a moment and thought about the person in my life who has made a difference and who I’d like to thank.

Try it yourself.

this made me cry gdssaaaahhdjjh

im a pussyyyyy i cried toooo

This was pretty awesome.

calmingmanatee:

[IMAGE DESCRIPTION: A photograph of a baby manatee, mostly submerged in water except its mouth and nose. It is being fed a bottle of milk by a human. TEXT: “No one can be all of the things all of the time. Everyone has off days. It doesn’t make you a failure. You are still wonderful. You are always wonderful. Even on your bad days.”](Image credit to Zooborns.)

calmingmanatee:

[IMAGE DESCRIPTION: A photograph of a baby manatee, mostly submerged in water except its mouth and nose. It is being fed a bottle of milk by a human. TEXT: “No one can be all of the things all of the time. Everyone has off days. It doesn’t make you a failure. You are still wonderful. You are always wonderful. Even on your bad days.”]

(Image credit to Zooborns.)

calmingmanatee:

[IMAGE DESCRIPTION: A photograph of a manatee, sticking it’s head out of the water with its mouth open. TEXT: “You are allowed to feel what you are feeling. Your feelings are valid and important.”]
Whether you’re sad, getting over something big, scared, or figuring out what you are doing with your life, your feelings are valid. They’re important, because you are feeling them. And no one else gets to decide how you feel except you.[Image credit to Getty Images, from the Huffington Post]

calmingmanatee:

[IMAGE DESCRIPTION: A photograph of a manatee, sticking it’s head out of the water with its mouth open. TEXT: “You are allowed to feel what you are feeling. Your feelings are valid and important.”]

Whether you’re sad, getting over something big, scared, or figuring out what you are doing with your life, your feelings are valid. They’re important, because you are feeling them. And no one else gets to decide how you feel except you.

[Image credit to Getty Images, from the Huffington Post]