pr0lactin:

Allison Craft and Edward Hampton are in a relationship.

9 people like this. Comment. about an hour ago

Jessica White: Omg toooo cute

Jack Browning: About time you two love birds made it official ;)

Sigmund Freud: I don’t mean to be brash, but I have to question Facebook’s infinite wisdom. I think what it meant to say is “Allison Craft is subliminally choosing to mate with the closest thing she could find to her own mother — Edward Hampton and his three inch penis. Edward is sabotaging his own homosexual impulses in a misguided attempt to spurn his father.”

Edward Hampton: what…the…f-ck. my dad died in fire when i was 4

Sigmund Freud: Well, don’t get all pissy about it.